Some residents watch TV and eat as a response to their abrupt change in lifestyle while at the House. Others, …
All Tied Up
On rare occasion, a resident who can’t abide by rules against leaving the House late at night is physically retrained. …
Proving His Worth
Like most newbies, this resident wasn’t sure what to expect at first, but he soon learned that proving one’s worth …
First Strike
Our newest resident got his first strike for enabling the laziness of the other residents by doing favors for them. …
Willing To Help
Rotten apples like this resident don’t often get a break, but when a resident an at least put out for …
A Slacker And A Cum Dump
This is the guy who is always stealing/borrowing everyone’s lighter, so it’s no surprise that his room is a mess …
Ass For A Pass
Sometimes a resident is more valued for what he does for others than what we can do for him. After …
Squared Up
Stealing is a big no-no at the House. If you take from a resident, it’s one thing. However, stealing from …
Rhymes With Butt
We try to keep the residents from screwing around with each other. It’s not a prison, so it isn’t as …
Nice To Have You Back
We get a lot of repeat residents, so it was no surprise when this one re-appeared. He had also learned …
Taking Action Jake Klerin and Pierce Paris, top
Yet again we have another resident who is a product of a coddled, helicoptered upbringing, with a good dose of …
Hatler Gurius & Pierce Paris Dear House Manager
Residents will come up with all sorts of excuses for not doing House chores. However, our philosophy is thus: if …
Jizz Juicer
Stealing is not uncommon among a certain set of the population that tends to end up in halfway houses. For …
No Foolin’
Even the most seemingly perfect resident in thee Halfway House has some sort of secret indiscretion – otherwise he wouldn’t …